Penis

Tool used to measure the depth of a jug.

My penis couldn't hit the bottom of her

by DjDog43 November 22, 2025

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penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater

Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater

by llvdoc December 12, 2025

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<Interjection>
1. Some shit a 13 y/o cracker in history class would say right before the north tower being hit while the TV is on mute
2. Some shit a 4 y/o cracker in an apartment would say right when they see their mom blowing their dad
<Noun>
When the death star shoots you right in your dick before exploding your planet

Some 4 y/o cracker's mother: "pbhhhhhhhhhhhht"
Some 4 y/o cracker: "haha mommy go penis blaah"

by HEETLAAH December 13, 2025

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