im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary 

fuck boredom

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary by dic man December 21, 2022

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary. by Kmqq April 21, 2023

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary 

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

cathy urban 

gosiper and /or crack whore who tells random shit and has to b involved with evrybudy's bizz. cept for she dnt no that her daughter and son wipe each others ass's. bainnnnt

cathy urban called my mom and told her all my grades and that i toke up in the basketball locker room. " guess wat matt and brian did marge"

cathy urban by baint mofouca March 29, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Effect 

What happens when u'v replaced a social life for a computer, found this site then tried to reintroduce yourself back into society only to realize what u should've known in the first place...your a douche and no amount of "urban" lingo will ever change that!

Douche: Hey friend
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*

Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.

The Urban Dictionary Effect by Fuzzworth2000 December 9, 2011

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.

1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.

An Urban Dicktionary by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Walking The Urban Tightrope 

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.

'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.

Walking The Urban Tightrope by Mr. Belvedere October 21, 2007