screen time rivalry

In this phenomenon, there are always countless other people with way more screen time than the amount of screen time you're able to have. It's because the country with world's highest screen time (Indonesia, 6.05 hours per day) is also the 4th most populous country in the world, housing 270 millions of inhabitants.

Every time I check my screen time stats, I feel the pressure of the screen time rivalry, especially knowing Indonesia has the highest average at over 6 hours a day!

by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025

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Toga Time

A sacred ritual aboard Jimmy’s spaceship where Xavier, in a bold display of freedom, strips completely naked in the cabin and repurposes his bedsheet into a makeshift toga. He then proceeds to strut around like an intergalactic philosopher, embracing the ancient art of barely-there fashion. Often met with equal parts admiration and confusion from the crew, Toga Time is both a spectacle and a tradition.

Toga time was extremely fun last night, let's do it again tonight

by anonymous February 18, 2025

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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

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