Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!

John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 14, 2023

Penis

The funniest word ever, will always make people laugh.

Guy one: penis.

Guy two: ha

by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021

Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex

penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good

by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

My penis erected when I saw that beautiful woman

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022