at this time

"at this time" is what you hear when someone at Publix is politely telling you NO. There is never going to be a future time, so deal with it.

"Printed and digital coupons are not redeemable through Instacart at this time." "We are not able to issue rain checks for out of stock products at this time." "Hi John, we do not have any information on this at this time."

by Lord_Flatulence June 22, 2022

Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints

yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile

by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

You got some time?

-Sentence when you want to ask if your dealer got some of that sweet time

time = weed,caffe,canabise,marijuana

"Man you got some time?"

"Yeah man i got like 2 hours."

"Okey man i will buy 1 hour."

"Okey man come over "

by Imhighafrn September 7, 2019

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023