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Independence

Imagine a land with a great human rights record south of the 49th parallel. A land where full human rights are extended to all people without the federal government screwing things over. And the people of Massachusetts would be able to travel abroad, and instead of being laughed at for being "American", treated as the peoples they truly are!
Independence by birdboy2000 August 9, 2004

Independence, Iowa 

guy one: "man i just dont feel like living anymore."
guy two: "you might as well move to independence, iowa."

Independence Day 

An American holiday, that occurs every July 4th.
"Today, we celebrate our Independence day!"-Bill Pullman, Independence Day

independence mo 

A shitty ass ghetto consisting of 6382917 fast food restaraunts & gas stations.

The only thing to do in Independence on a Friday night is go on a route on the shitty back roads or snort coke with your wanna be gangster friends in the back of their 1998 Dodge stratus.

All schools here are complete trash. Everyone owns an illegal gun. Everyone sags their thrift shop jeans and every girl has their nipples and Monroe piercing.

The only way to make friends in Independence is to be a drug dealer, keep your legs open, or flex with your counterfeit money & plastic gold.
Bro 1:“Hey bro, let’s move to independence mo to get our drug sales up!”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah bro, everyone there is with the shits

Independence, OH 

-Small town in Ohio.
-Commonly refered to as "the 216."
-Known for its ablility to "GO HARD" at any given moment.
-Unofficially split into two parts: the Durrty South and the North.
-Rivals are Cuyahoga Heights: Sewage
Independence, OH by 123asdfg456 December 2, 2010

Independence Day 

A movie that shows what is needed for all people to set aside their differences and work together: a massive alien invasion with laser shooting vagina spaceships.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -President Thomas Whitmore
Independence Day by qt3.1415 December 28, 2008