one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

One-Towel Chinois

A tight-arse strainer that's Chinese, and difficult to understand. I.E. Kirk Barry

Kirk Barry is such a One-Towel Chinois

by Websters Dictionary Current April 29, 2011

and one more

a phrase put on the activity section of ones facebook info, usually placed at the end, to insinuate drug or alcohol use, most commonly marijuana. "and two more" is also common

basketball, chillin with friends, doin st00pid shit, and one more...

by ontoast4life November 28, 2010

thorn in one's cap

dishonour; stigma.

If one's occupation turns out to be a thorn in one's cap, one would better quit it.

by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010

The One-One

In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.

After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."

When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."

In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.

by JC Robot December 1, 2010

went into one

when one losses his or her temper

Hayley went into one when she heard that Nikki was seeing her ex-boyfriend Steve

by zizabelle January 2, 2011

One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010