National Jack Meuten Day

April 28th

Today is National Jack Meuten Day

by Yuh101010 April 28, 2022

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Hungry Jack

When she cums smack a whopper in her mouth

Wow that girl got a hungry Jack

by Hungry Jack in mouth May 20, 2022

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now

by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022

bootysex Jack month

Jack Kennedy should be bootysexed for a month because it deserves it. And the month should be June because its gay.

“Its June! You know what that means!”
“Pride month..?”
“BOOTYSEX JACK MONTH.”

by GayPornGuy June 25, 2022

Captain Jackass

Phrase. Identifying. A individual who always gives "advice" or graces others with there "superior intellect" in a loud annoying way that is common sense(or should be) or has already been stated but now they will say it again in a different tone as if it was never heard or said (short term memory recall), this advice or information is usually given after something has been decided/discussed making the individual feel as though they solved everything and/or nothing would have been decided/done/gained hadnt they "spoken up" these individuals must always have the last word even days later and just a sound; Captain Jackass is not a nick name, this phrase is only use in the type of situation/moment it refers. Traditionally once the individual starts "the thing of it is" speech they are allowed to finish, making this phrase more appropriate as "stupid" doesnt know when to stop once they are pleased with themselves (or youve had enough)give them eye contact and firmly state "THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!!" Adding a "WELL" in front of the phrase to interrupt is optional; Hopefully there is room for reinforcing/retraining the simple minded brain that the knowledge they DO have is basic at best n adults are talking now, If not you have just learn a wonderful new phrase thats perfect when used properly every time!

1: Did you know if you stand in the road you could get hit by a car?.....Yah i know

2: WELL THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!! You are a true asset to mankind......scholar to your peers n such ...
1: What ... Captain peers, like captain Malibu honey ...dbdjf....ddfd.. yah i drink that..
2: You want me to hit you with the newspaper again .... ima get it ...

1: Iam going to the bank in the moring because they are closed after 12pm and I n....
*LOUD INTERRUPTING STUPIDITY*
2: You should go to the bank 1st in the morning remeber they close at 12pm and yo....THE THING OF IT IS my sisters brothers half dogs cusin pet trees gmas worked at the bank makr short story long now they owe me money so they say if you give me your money then ill givejz fieobdbdjrvjfndbwhdjdktnfj dd fkd and ..
3: *WITH THE ASSIST* THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS! WE GOT IT !!

1: Thanks bruh I couldnt take it all that gibberish....its like she making words with ABC magnets ...but THEY JUST BANANA STICKERS! .... i owe you

3: Yep ..you sure do sir ..sure do....Ill add it to your BroTab
2: *Talking to self* Oh uh PEE...Thats what i had ment to say i gottda dpeiplldbdbh....

by ScreenDoor-Junkie July 6, 2022