Peni

The plural form of a penis

I like white boy peni.

by a: hoe March 16, 2019

Kais penis

The hairless half inch that will make you cry

Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus

by ERik AShton May 2, 2019

Penis

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?

Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

by The boyos June 27, 2025

Penis

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.

1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021

penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017

PENIS

I LOVE IT

i LOVE PENIS

by Cuppa Ice September 27, 2021