foyer kid

A kid in unpopular movies that always brags about their double staircase

ugh that girl cassidiy is such a foyer kid

by liannarose January 26, 2019

Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023

Curling kid

Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!

You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”

Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!

by ThecoolgenZ June 1, 2023

Laureate Kid

A Laureate Kid is a noble child born from royalty or knights, a Laureate Kid is the most elite child per noble clan

The Laureate Kid was the best fighter in the village, he'd slain over 50,000 enemies single handedly before his 12th birthday

by nook1974 December 18, 2021

Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating

There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..

by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017