Penis Wenis

A Man who has so little intellect about his own genitals, that he tries to pee inside of girls.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that John fucked Britanny?
Person 2: John? Johns a Penis Wenis, theres no way Brittany wanted to fuck him...

by StealthoGaro May 15, 2023

Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it

Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Penis grind

when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)

"Bro you fuckin suck, quit doin penis grinds and land it."

by Harri Balsonya March 4, 2009

penis warts

warts on your penis.

"i have penis warts"

by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019

Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it

Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024