Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

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Jack

in love with both Zach and George, he gets off frequently. his gae ness is very apparent, and he likes to play a game where he has no middle name and his last name is "off"

"Yeah i jacked off last night, what about it?"

"jack is so sexy."
"i like jack a lot."
"your mom."

by WACKADODDLE July 8, 2021

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Jack has the smallest wiener in the world. He performs incest with all his cousins and no girl actually likes him. All his friends are on payroll from his parents. Jacks whole life consists of bad breath and video games.

Jack is being weird

by Jmoney717 November 22, 2021

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Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.

While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."

by GUTPILE March 28, 2021

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