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Monkey

by Imthesmartest200876 September 3, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
mugGet the I couldn't give a flying monkey's arseholemug.

monkey threat

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.
by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010
mugGet the monkey threatmug.

monkey slander

this Spanish test is monkey slander
by crewvila January 31, 2023
mugGet the monkey slandermug.

a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds
Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)
by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024
mugGet the a monkeymug.

Monkey

Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat
by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Lush monkey

An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey
Is that Julio again wasted in the sand trap, building a sand castle, what a lush monkey
by Lush monkey July 3, 2024
mugGet the Lush monkeymug.

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