Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent
Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.
by DiaperPants December 11, 2013
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Cock Monkey

A person who jumps from one man to the next.
Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.
by KWOW3 December 20, 2016
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Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit
by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020
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monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
by Drunken Indian April 15, 2009
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MONKEY GAMING

One of the best youtubers in the world proven by his epic game play of roblox
Bro have u watched Monkey Gaming. HES FIRE
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Bucket Monkey

by Homelight December 03, 2021
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Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.
That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
by Anime Noob October 19, 2010
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