Monkey

An ugly male

“That man is a monkey”

by Imthesmartest200876 September 3, 2022

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

monkey slander

When someone says strait cap

this Spanish test is monkey slander

by crewvila January 31, 2023

a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds

Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)

by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024

Monkey

Niggers

Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat

by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025

Lush monkey

An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey

Is that Julio again wasted in the sand trap, building a sand castle, what a lush monkey

by Lush monkey July 3, 2024