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brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
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Brown spice

Rizz but for brown people (more so women). This sort of rizz is more feisty and tempting due to pent up libido shackled by curfews at home. Shy at first, seducers like this are quite feisty and energetic in bed or anything involving physical touch and affection. Give them enough attention, enough trust and honesty and you will be the one who’s under their flavourful concoctions.
“Be careful lol, she got that brown spice in her. You will addicted. Just don’t take it personally.”
by wisemusic July 9, 2023
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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Grayson Brown

Has a big penis and is very cool. Everyone needs a Grayson Brown, as he is also known for his amazing humor.
person1: I wish I was Grayson brown, he is too cool.

person2: me too! His penis is so Much bigger than mine.
by GDB113 August 13, 2023
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Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
by cmglzr February 22, 2023
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lizzy brown

a girl who licks butter from the bottom of someone’s shoe
i did a lizzy brown at uni
by lizzy brown September 12, 2021
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The Brown

The brown (noun). A poop shit. A big butt crap scat dookie dump. When you fill the ass crack with butt shit and it starts oozing out of the top of the ass butt crack near the pants and/or the bottom of the butt canyon near the taint area. Then you gotta get your taint licked to clean it off and it sucks butt hole poop scat shit crap feces excrement.
"I just filled someone's pants with the brown"

"I just filled my wife's mouth with the brown"
by OrganDisplayer1912 May 29, 2024
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