pop one's champagne bottle 

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

pop one's champagne bottle by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

Cold one 

A cold, simple beer.

Really would like a cold one right about now.

Cold one by Thaddian March 13, 2016

twelve-hour one armed bandit 

A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.

The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.

twelve-hour one armed bandit by rjp October 5, 2004

two eyes one girl 

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away]

two eyes one girl by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004

ON A HOT ONE! 

To be under the influence of meth or a similar substance.

Damn,man!I saw that fool Kyle the other day,homie....That fool was on a hot one!

ON A HOT ONE! by LbcSlim1 January 8, 2008

two men with one tesco credit card 

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

two men with one tesco credit card by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

Two-In-One 

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.

Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.

Two-In-One by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015