wonkidy donkidy

the term used when a charging cable only charges a device if placed at a certain angle.

my phone isn't charging, the cable must be wonkidy donkidy.

by bothsidesofyourpillowarecold August 26, 2021

Wonk

1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.

2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.

1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk

Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?

2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical

by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021

Wonkeesa

Wonkeesa the typa dude to make eye contact with u through the crack of the bathroom stall while ur taking a shit

wonkeesa ur a fruity fuck bro

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Wonk

A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.

For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"

by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021

wonks

wonky or messed up

the cup looks wonks

by ash ash January 9, 2022

Wonk

Someone who is a wonk

“Tasha is a wonk!”

by wonk3728272 January 26, 2022

wanktimonious

Thinking you're a far better wanker than anyone else. Wanking whilst looking down your nose at everyone else whether they're wanking of not

He was so wanktimonious, sat there pulling his todger trying to appear he was royalty.

Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.

by Aspoomon February 3, 2022