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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
mugGet the Sleep Whackingmug.

Whack

Mixing PCP and Cocaine. Also known as a space flip.
Wanna whack? Trust me, it's the easiest way to become a god. Or overdose.
by PsychedMF July 30, 2021
mugGet the Whackmug.

whack

A hit from a Juul or any other similar vaping device.
by puscpuscpuscmarijuana November 1, 2017
mugGet the whackmug.

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off
i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois
by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018
mugGet the whack chamoismug.

Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.
My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.
by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023
mugGet the Whack-a-molemug.

SHACK WHACK

To whack someone in the balls while saying SHACK WHACK!
SHACK WHACK (when you hear someone say that your not gonna have kids or be able to walk. also if a Cambodian kid says that YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!)
by RickyJohnJones May 13, 2021
mugGet the SHACK WHACKmug.

Caketown Whacked

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.
Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.
by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011
mugGet the Caketown Whackedmug.

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