A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
Get the whack and pack mug.When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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When someone gets hit with an unexpected wave of emotional coldness — not cruel, but still cutting. It’s the feeling of being lightly ignored, brushed off, or left hanging without explanation.
It’s not meant to harm, but it hurts a little anyway.
Used humorously to describe a chill in the air between people, whether it’s romantic, friendly, or social.
Made famous by Lil’ Big Brother, “Chilly Whacked” began as a playful phrase describing how a person feels after receiving a cold response or silent treatment.
It blends “chilly” (cold, distant) with “whacked” (hit suddenly), creating a term for those quiet emotional slaps that sting without meaning to.
When someone gets hit with an unexpected wave of emotional coldness — not cruel, but still cutting. It’s the feeling of being lightly ignored, brushed off, or left hanging without explanation.
It’s not meant to harm, but it hurts a little anyway.
Used humorously to describe a chill in the air between people, whether it’s romantic, friendly, or social.
Made famous by Lil’ Big Brother, “Chilly Whacked” began as a playful phrase describing how a person feels after receiving a cold response or silent treatment.
It blends “chilly” (cold, distant) with “whacked” (hit suddenly), creating a term for those quiet emotional slaps that sting without meaning to.
She left my message on read for two days. Man, I’m straight-up Chilly Whacked.
It’s not that he was rude — just frosty. Total Chilly Whack vibes.
We laughed about it later, but yeah… it kinda Chilly Whacked me at the time.
It’s not that he was rude — just frosty. Total Chilly Whack vibes.
We laughed about it later, but yeah… it kinda Chilly Whacked me at the time.
by Damn Bunny October 10, 2025
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by SimonJig47 November 13, 2025
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by puscpuscpuscmarijuana November 1, 2017
Get the whack mug.adj. A person who has an african-american parent as well as a caucasian parent.
adj. to describe a person with diverse behavioral traits
Also combination of white and black (wh-ack)
adj. to describe a person with diverse behavioral traits
Also combination of white and black (wh-ack)
Johnny: Hey Frank, look at that hottie.
Frank: I'd tap the square root of that ass.
Johnny: Damn Frank, you whack.
Frank: I'd tap the square root of that ass.
Johnny: Damn Frank, you whack.
by PositiveConnotation October 31, 2011
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Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
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