Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
by Fumita October 18, 2012
Get the Tom's Mummug. While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
by Ockman May 2, 2008
Get the creeping tommug. The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019
Get the Tom Poolerymug. by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005
Get the Tom Bakermug. To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.
by admicu April 15, 2014
Get the Tom Hardymug. by Tom Holland is a cinnamon roll July 25, 2018
Get the Tom Hollandmug. Probably the most talented guitarist in the whole fucking world. The things he does with a guitar are just fucking amazing. Plays for Audioslave and played for Rage Against the Machine.
by fsdaffsad April 28, 2005
Get the Tom Morrelomug.