thick as a Gurkhas forskin

Someone who is lacking in common sense or knowledge,

“your as thick as a Gurkhas forskin”

by Welshman92 January 10, 2024

Pseudo-Thick

Pseudo-Thick is when a girl has tig ol' bitties and a slice of cake but isn't chunky. Thick is all of that but is chunky.

James: "Kara thick."

Charles: "No bro... She pseudo-thick."

by Fiftyfivepercent September 21, 2016

gmo thick

1. to be even more bodacious than average, in a a way that's almost unnatural, referencing both the the unusually large sizes of GMO foods as well as the consequential obesity epidemic

OR

2. when one has artificially augmented their already perhaps bodacious bod to be extremely bodacious; can be taken 0 to 100 or 100 to 3000

1. "I saw TayTay throwin ass cheek to ass cheek in his new romper, lookin' all double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon."
"Bruh, he's GMO thick!"

2. "Damn, TayTay must be hitting them squats--he thick"
"Nah, he made those gains under the knife, he's GMO thick"

by GMO daddy June 1, 2017

thick

The thing you call your mother

Hey mom you're looking thick today

by Ur mothe r April 1, 2022

How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 21, 2023

Thick

It is the meaning of your MUM

Your mum is so thick that she fell out both sides of the bed

by Thicky Nickie November 8, 2021

What's thick?

Originated in California, "what's thick?" is basically another term for a "booty call". Asking what's thick? To a person that isn't really "thick" is basically an offense.

Hey Jasmine, damn you look fine. So what's thick?

by DJ Jack January 25, 2017