hit the gap

leave

Person 1: wanna fuck tonight
Person 2: bro hit the gap

by miguel_ak August 31, 2018

scream therapy

A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.

I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.

Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.

by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019

Sympathy therapy

Verbally expressing sympathy in an exaggerated way in order to make the sufferer laugh but also realize that whining doesn’t help.

I’m SO sorry you’re going through this! NO one understands the pain you’re in and the obstacles you face! You seriously have it worse right now than anyone else in the world! Is this sympathy therapy working yet?

by Kimhkimi July 31, 2019

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

Bridging the gap

Pulling an all-nighter from Saturday to Sunday because you hate school so much you would be willing to sacrifice good sleep just to have 8 more hours away from it.

Greg: What are you doing up this late Jane?
Jane: I'm bridging the gap. I just want more time, you know?
Greg: This is not good for you, Jane.
Jane: Wait a minute; there's nobody there. I'm scared.

by Horrid Pain January 11, 2020

Pillow therapy

Late night discussions with your lover in bed that are therapeutic to both partners.

Jack was going through a rough patch at work but regular pillow therapy with his girlfriend helped preserve his sanity.

by AxonL February 19, 2020