dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

dick in the dirt by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

the dirt diggler 

when a man inserts his male member into a deep dark dirty hole prior to injecting it into a female orally or vagonally using her oriface to clean the penis but making that trick ass bitch dirty for the next john to enjoy

sandor- yo i heard u did the dirt diggler on that skallywhop

gregg- yeah! hell she was cleaner after i did it!

the dirt diggler by jizzybottom boy April 14, 2010

doin the dirt 

Can either be used to describe the act of having sex or smoking marijuana, easily confused and often awkward in conversations with people that don't know that there are two meanings

"Where's Kevin, isn't that his car?"

"Oh yea hes upstairs with jack doin the dirt."

"Wait, what? He's upstairs with jack... and he's doin..."

"No, no hes toking it up. yea they're definitely not getting freaky up there, or at least i'd hope not lol"

doin the dirt by Cameron J December 21, 2008

Wetting the dirt 

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

Wetting the dirt by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Wham! and the dirt is gone! 

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Wham! and the dirt is gone! by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

The Dirt 

D'angelo's sub shop.

"Hey man, lets go get something from the dirt." or "hey man, lets get some dirt."

The Dirt by K Krackah. March 27, 2003

dick in the dirt

1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend

Stop being a dick in the dirt and go after that girl.

dick in the dirt by acced March 8, 2010