Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 1, 2023

Follow the Science

Verb.
To listen to the global scientific authorities who tell us how fucked we are regarding Covid and the environment.

A: How do you know these vaccines work?
B: Follow the science, bro.

by Ockerjj April 28, 2022

Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.

did you hear that Joe is in science talent

by the societal reject February 17, 2022

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

freak of science

a phrase that describes a person with characteristics that cant be explained

geez the amount of weights he does is out of this world. he's a freak of science

by un natural December 26, 2016

Science fair

Annoying project that every single school in existence just has to do

Hey the science fair is tomorrow

by BroWhyIsEveryNameAlreadyTaken September 30, 2022

Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021