sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala December 14, 2008

Drew Steele

Hmm.. what to say.. he's hot sometimes

he randomly makes out with people at schristmas parties

by oh you know March 29, 2005

BLUE STEELER

A LARGE ERRECTION

I WOKE UP YESTERDAY MORNIG AND HAD A RAGING "BLUE STEELER"

by DEEZNUTZ420 August 5, 2008

Steel Rider

A steel rider is someone who removes the seat off of their bicycle and inserts the bar that connects to the seat into their anus or vagina, depending on their sex, and rides the bike while the bar is still inside of them to their destination.

Friend: "How did you get here so fast?"
Man: "I'm a steel rider, remember?"

by youwillregretit December 16, 2008

Smeef

Smelly beef

It's like uncanned smeef all over my expectations

by Tree-Line February 26, 2013

smeef

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003