land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010

Squidge

"Squidge"= slang for cigarette

Hey got a squidge I can buy?

by Gypsy Magick Raven January 23, 2010

Squidatron

Part Punkatron, part Squid. The Squidatron.

Hey wow! look at that! thats one big squidatron!

by Steven January 27, 2004

Squidjem

That stupid line on the periodic table of elements that seperates the metals from the gases.

its just a fuckin squidjem, deal with it, k?

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

squady basher

dirty old slapper do anything for a wkd...

oh dear you're a squady basher!

by macca4lyf April 11, 2011

Squidfisting

It's when a guy takes a freshly dead squid in his hand in a fist, and then he shoves his fist, while clenching the squishy squid, up a girl's twat.

Oh, man, did you hear that Faith Hill got squidfisted by Tom Cruise? They ate sushi afterwards. Some serious squidfisting!

by drpony September 11, 2012

Squiddy

Squiddy is a insane animatronic squid, created to be the main character in the game Seven Nights At Squiddys. He is based off of iBalliscSquid, a famous youtuber. He is only really seen in night two, so your not killed because you even know what the hell is going on.

"Holy crap!!!!! Squiddy just, like, killed me!!! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?"

by iBallisticSquiddy January 23, 2015