Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

muck spreader

1. One who spreads manure.

2. A nasty female who spreads her legs for many men.

Wow look at Tj. He sure is a muck spreader.

Eww Katie is such a muck spreader. Look at her flirt with all those guys.

by Captain Porking February 25, 2014

spreads

A loose term used to refer to money, large area of land, and a farm. But mostly money.

yo, I got mad spreads, son.

by Alex Plus January 28, 2008

Spitepants

when a hot girl is wearing some really sexy lingerie, and you have to go and say something dumb. so she gets mad and puts some sweatpants on over the top of the sexy underwear. Those regular sweatpants have now become Spitepants.

he was being a jerk, so I had to break out the Spitepants

by Ronny Rarko August 31, 2010

Ghetto Spread

When the Ghetto spreads.

James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.

by Burgersnfries January 26, 2021

spread eagle

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

by pythonspam November 26, 2003

spread

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004