sploofer

Another term used to describe a vape or nicotine device.

Atticus: Brando pass the sploofer

Brando: gotchu brotha

by Cockgoblin64 November 17, 2021

Sploot

When a cat becomes so comfortable they look kindof like a fluffy poodle.

"I just got a new memory foam bed mat, now when my cat gets on it she becomes a total sploot"

by CatDogKing007 November 19, 2021

Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

Sploot

When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer

That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on

by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021

Sploops

Sploops: obviously a very random and quite stupid sounding word/name. Coincidentally a Sploops will generally be quite unique random and slightly stupid however, this doesn’t change the fact that they are undeniably funny kind and overall great. To balance out their virtually opposite counterpart Sploopy (find definition) a Sploops is forced to always be the fun one who messes around and is overly annoying but if you find yourself in a situation where you r the the Sploopy I garante you wont mind it one bit. Sploops are 99% of the time gonna be quite short although you won’t want to admit it you’ll find them kinda cute which may be annoying for either you or them or both who knows. While Sploops are undeniably annoying obnoxious etc this can’t take away from the fact that they are one of the best friends you’ll ever have :)

Sploops and Sploopy, can’t have one without the other

by anonymous January 8, 2022

Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

Sploorishes

To feel above and beyond

Hey man i got an A on my math test today I feel sploorishes.

by Sploorishes January 4, 2022