splittee

Someone who is sexually aroused by being split in half, either by magic trick or machete.

Where’s your partner? Oh, they’re recovering from last night. They’re quite the splittee!

What happened to your girlfriend? She tried to sit on the Washington Monument. She’s quite the splittee, you know?

by Okra Carrotte February 3, 2021

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.

That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.

by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021

Spitter

A word used to describe the action of getting small particles of foreign objects out of your mouth

I got some flakes of tobacco in my mouth and had to spitter it out

by Dicksuctionary April 2, 2021

splinter the rat

The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.

Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”

by Cathman17 April 28, 2021

spitter milking

the action of spitting in someone’s ass while milk leaks from your genitalia

last night i was spitter milking your mom as she played with my left nut

by skyduo0623 April 11, 2022

spitter

someone who spits in a disgusting amount or a disgusting side of space Twitter.

"Johnny is such a spitter"
"I'm part of Spitter and I'm a toxic little bitch"

by sergeeserg July 22, 2022