A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
Get the Spider Monkey mug.When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).
Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.
by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009
Get the spider nose mug.by Spiderben October 17, 2008
Get the Spider-Ben mug.The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention
by SlipperyD November 14, 2013
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by The viper higgins January 13, 2020
Get the Translucent spider mug.Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE September 26, 2008
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