social anxiety

It feels like being trapped under ice, screaming to get out. But no one can hear you.

" I was trying to give a speech today but I totally forgot what I was gonna say so I froze for 10 seconds and told the teacher I was sorry because I forgot what I was going to say "

" Someone tried to talk to me today, but my social anxiety made my heart beat really fast and I just nodded my head "

by burrowed under ground May 5, 2013

socialish

Any governmental or other system which approaches but does not fulfill socialist ideals.

The U.S. Social Security system is so totally socialish. It tries to redistribute wealth, but it doesn't work.

by tilth July 31, 2006

Social Butterfruitfly

A play on Social Butterfly and Social Fruitfly.

Social Butterfruitflies are witty, charming, and effervescent like the Social Butterfly. Like Social Fruitflies, however, they can be quirky, overly enthusiastic, and sometimes annoying to the people who know them best. These individuals try to keep the latter attributes to a minimum but their perpetual cheerfulness renders any attempt futile.

Harmonious by nature Social Butterfruitflies like meeting new people and making social connections, and enjoy introducing their acquaintances to each other. This quality can prove to be particularly beneficial to the Wallflower.

Person 1: "That girl knows everyone."

Person 2: "She's a Social Butterfly."

Person 3: "...More like a Social Butterfruitfly."

by Oh Mighty A August 6, 2010

Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."

One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you

by Zeke July 1, 2005

cyber social

That loser that goes to parties, borrows someones laptop and goes on Facebook/Twitter.

M Darlington is exceptionally cyber social.

by sorite May 31, 2011

Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

social finger

The middle finger, when used to flip someone off. The bird.

This idiot cut me off in traffic, so I gave him the social finger.

by Christian von Kleist December 16, 2005