Soccer

The FALSE term for football. Americans stole the term football for their ponsey version of rugby, which is stupid because they barely use their feet. If americans say soccer in Britain, they usually become hospitalised by hooligans.

Yank at a football match in britain: "Hey limey this is a good soccer match eh?"

*a riot breaks out* *Yank is rushed to hospital* *yank survives gets a plane home, vows never to come back to Britain (yay)*

Airport atendant back in america: "Anything to declare?"

Yank: "yeah dont go to britain and call football, soccer"

by pointywointymoikyfoiky October 4, 2008

soccer

game played with 11 players on each side attempting to kick a ball into the opposing team's goal. requires athletic ability and endurance. this game is played by many nice people the world over. however, nearly everyone in the United States who plays it has a big inferiority complex and they are bitter that their game is not, and never will be, as popular as football, basketball, baseball, or hockey.

Look, why do all you soccer players hate so much? why do you resent the popularity of the NFL, NBA, and MLB so much? why can't you guys just love your sport and let us love our sports? you guys are so bitter it's pathetic. it's not my fault that soccer sucks and nobody likes it. and if you're trying to get me to like it, saying stupid shit like "you're a lazy ass you could never run for 90 minutes straight" doesn't work. i know the sport, i've played it myself. i don't like it, end of story. i don't hate you guys for liking soccer and not liking baseball; don't hate me and call me ignorant for liking baseball and not liking soccer.

by mycatsnameismittens1234567890 April 9, 2006

soccerboobs

A pair of old,saggy breasts that can be used as a tool for solo soccer practice.

Millie's soccerboobs were showing after she stretched; lifting her dress.

by John Diss August 9, 2006

soccer

the gayest shit ever invented

Dwight howard is soccer.

by bszeles04 November 30, 2018

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

switchblade soccer

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

East Meadow Soccer Club

The best soccer club on long island and theres no better coach than gary sullivan!!

Cole says :Omg did you know riley plays for east meadow soccer club
Really? says johnny

by Apersonthatsoneastmeadow October 22, 2019