Skin and Boners

When, because of all the sex you've been having, you have lost all the fat on your body. This can be because you have had to stop eating, or been spending so much energy. Usually stopped by bringing whipped cream to the bedroom.

Stacey: "Holy crap, your boyfriend has lost alot of weight! He's skin and bones!"

Jane: "Skin and boners, actually."

by Ploofy4 April 23, 2010

Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.

After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'

by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013

skinbanger

A skinbanger is a man who skinbangs which is verb for some sort of destruction.

Look mom! It's a skinbanger!

by Peetis December 10, 2014

Skin Baby

Any person who looks like a shaved chimpanzee or monkey. Used as a negative description.

Yo dawg, you look like an absolute Skin Baby.

Skin Baby!

by Isdustbinn March 27, 2020

Chicken skin blunt

Mostly smoked by the African American Tribeman called "blacks".

Yo, lets get some dro and roll a chicken skin blunt.

or

Damn your lips are mad greasy from that chicken skin blunt.

by Long dong jon March 28, 2009

Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

by dirtydom March 29, 2010