Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 07, 2010

Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Keystone Shit

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

by asthmaticdan September 04, 2015

shit motherfucker fuck shit

a phrase said to add emphasis to a situation. It is most often used when frustrated or annoyed.

"shit motherfucker fuck shit!!!"
"damn girl that is a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation!!!"

by Kaleyg February 21, 2006

Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

by Atomics May 29, 2013

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017