by TheDeadlySilence May 18, 2016
Get the Serr mug.A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time.
Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night.
Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Marine Corps Sergeant.
Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night.
Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Marine Corps Sergeant.
Sergeant: Their three chevrons is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
Get the sergeant mug.the serial flirt may have a boyfriend, but she teases every man that comes within range of her man dar
by Vethod December 13, 2007
Get the Serial Flirt mug.The Series 7, or the "Registered Representative Series 7" is the national license required to be held by all investment professionals who are in the position of buying and/or selling stock, bonds, options, etc.
The test is given by FINRA, the Financial Industry's Regulatory Authority.
The Series-7 generally requires a minimum of 8 weeks of prep time, multiple existential crises, and sleepless nights filled with dreams about the stock market.
It requires intense level of memorization, specifically of acronyms, and sometimes results in calling loved ones by the wrong name.
The test is given by FINRA, the Financial Industry's Regulatory Authority.
The Series-7 generally requires a minimum of 8 weeks of prep time, multiple existential crises, and sleepless nights filled with dreams about the stock market.
It requires intense level of memorization, specifically of acronyms, and sometimes results in calling loved ones by the wrong name.
"I love you, Cboe..."
'What did you just call me?"
"Chicago Board of Option Exchange... Sorry, Sarah... it won't happen after I'm done with the Series 7..."
'What did you just call me?"
"Chicago Board of Option Exchange... Sorry, Sarah... it won't happen after I'm done with the Series 7..."
by Abraham Genesis III July 13, 2009
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The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
by Mesie December 30, 2010
Get the Serial Wanker mug.the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.
parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
by banterbus31 November 17, 2009
Get the eye service mug.When one puts his penis through a glory hole expecting a woman to be on the other side; instead it is a man.
Or, a scapegoat for any kind of problem that arises from any kind of screw up.
Or, a scapegoat for any kind of problem that arises from any kind of screw up.
"Dude, it weren't for that dirty serb, we'd have been bumped up to first class seats on the flight to Hawaii.
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