screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.

Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes

by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017

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chin screen

When you go down to the local shops and put your testicles onto the display glass of the cold beverage section simultaneously reading the 2nd Lord of the rings book out loud and staring into the eyes of a 3rd Generation Mexican cheese farmer

Hey honey, I'm just going to "chin screen" this afternoon I think.

by Cobsteam Mcgeesteintin February 11, 2019

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screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

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