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schmote

The small piece of flesh between a male's nutsack and pooper. Can induce temporary paralysis in a subject when encountering a sharp blow.
She kicked him in the schmote and he couldn't walk straight for a week.
by G M$ney October 15, 2003
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SCHMOTTLE

Fuck you schmottles, you dont mean shit.
by LeDoln April 21, 2004
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Schmoigle

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS
Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin
by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018
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Schlo

A pussy (vagina) that has been fucked many times. A vagina of a slut.
I'm gonna get some schlo from a hito tonight.
by scrots mcgee October 25, 2007
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schmoo

A person (usually guy) who loves muscular/physically well built women
and finds sexual thrill in being dominated by them.
You know you're a schmoo when the first thing you check out on a girl are her biceps.
by Eddie In Limbo April 25, 2004
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Schlobo

Slutty Hobo - two words made into one.

The c is added for fluency and a taste of European ethnic language.

Also seen in forms: Schlobes, Slobbs, Shlobbs and Schhhlobe-sies!
What a schlobo.
by MeepQueen March 23, 2011
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Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed
I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass
by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010
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