safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012

safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.

Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."

by Ensoe September 6, 2005

Safeway

The shittiest place anyone could dare work. Synonomous with flamboyant douchebaggery, started by a man with the last name "Skaggs". Forced customer service regime and secret shoppers, workers who do not comply will be executed and sold as safeway select potted meat. Pay is below minimum wage and one may expect to have a throng of mentally handicapt co-workers. Three minute lunch breaks are permitted; one usually has to order food from the "service deli" inhabited by stoned fucktards and sandwiches made of decaying human entrails. Shitty value, high prices, fucktard co-workers, and shitty health care. Safeway sucks!

"Bo Jim, that retard you remember from school, is your manager at Safeway."
"That fucking safeway select sandwich i eat opened a vons chain in my small intestine."
"The safeway service deli food is to decaying human remains that arbys is to roadkill."

by jim jo bob November 13, 2005

safety pin

A tiny handy object used to shank the person next to u when the dumb ass is being annoying as hell.

He wouldn't stop talking shit so I just pulled out my safety pin and stabbed him in the arm.That taught the douche bag a lesson.

by Icydoll♥ July 8, 2011

safety is number one priority

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker

"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

by Evilmario22404 February 2, 2017

Safety Sumler

Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.

While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.

by Blodgett April 21, 2010