rule 9004 

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

rule 9004 by perryEB January 27, 2011

Rule 4 

Only 2 guys to a fight

Brad Pitt: Rule 4; Only 2 guys to a fight.

Rule 4 by thechikinman July 9, 2020

rule #623 

you hoes are nothing compared to me

use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you

rule #623 by saucyleo April 27, 2023

rule 26 

If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it

Chill out man=com
laughing out loud=lol
Dude this fits rule 26 perfectly

rule 26 by b wrix August 21, 2007

Rule 34D 

In relationship to it's namesake, rule 34D states that for every song, there is a dubstep remix of said song.

Billy: Know what my favorite song is?
Kevin: Tell me, let's find a dubstep version of it!
Billy: Screw dubstep, it's just noise!
Kevin: There are 54 dubstep remixes of Barny's 'I Love You' song...
Billy: That's so lame, screw Rule 34D...

Rule 34D by Chamber12 May 25, 2011

Rule of wrist 

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

Rule of wrist by Dave November 17, 2003

rule 8 

If it exists tangibly, it can be snorted.

He totally just rule 8'ed a line of cayenne pepper!

rule 8 by echeng June 14, 2008