Tyler Ritter

Someone who is so stupid beyond belief that you actually can't begin to fathom it. They have smoked and drunk themselves retarded, and have not gone to school since the 3rd grade. A Tyler will spend all hours of the day playing dumb violent video games, and only stop and think about the contents of their bellybutton or how big that girls tits are. Anyone that spells the word "really" wrong or thinks Geography is the study of blowing up Arabs, they are probably a Tyler.

"Ey gurl yew so buittefull yu make my hart beet blud." "Dude you're such a Tyler Ritter."

"Ah man, how do you spell 'cat'?" "T-Y-L-E-R R-I-T-T-E-R"

"What comes number comes after 3? Is it AK-47?" "Get your brain checked, you may be a Tyler Ritter."

by thelaughingbuddha June 3, 2013

Yacht Rott

When the man in the boat has a pimple.

Damn, dogg she’s got yacht rott.

by Smart Mark 007 April 21, 2019

Poor man's riot

Slang term for a wild party, usually a house party, but can also be used to describe a social event such as a prom, a block party, a family get-together, etc.

"We're getting together at Kirk's house later tonight and staging a poor man's riot. Wanna come?"

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

rittik

Extremely sexy man that refuses to wear pants. Fan of the sublingar. Person who over-uses the term "a/s/l" in Final Fantasy XI.

ummm... a/s/l baby!@

by Rittik or Asura May 15, 2005

Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 17, 2021

Rittered

When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.

Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...

by D. Wunder July 3, 2009

Ritto

A child beating monkey man from Exeter Rugby Club

Marks dad

by Captin cod eye November 3, 2003