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barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.
Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.
by Kalem January 10, 2008
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no quarters

A respectable hustler does not accept loose change, only bills
I won't take no quarters from you, damn crackhead!
by Papa_ January 2, 2008
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system quarterback

Quarterbacks who "won" Super Bowls (though they don't deserved to) because they benefited from being around highly taleneted teammates.
by John Madden February 23, 2005
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Quarter Turn

It's when you grab a girl by her neck and turn it a quarter of the way around when she gets out of line. Usually used in the middle of the night or in public places. Usually you would enjoy screaming while doing it so she knows you mean business.
Louisha backed talked at McDonald so I Gave that bitch at quarter turn in line.
by Dan Bolton December 24, 2004
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Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.
Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.
by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021
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quarters

A code word guys use with each other when talking about "condoms." The term "quarter" originates from the circular resemblance to that of a condom.
Statement: "Do you have any quarters bro?"
Response: "Will semi-lubricated Trojans work?"
by Mars blktintedZ July 16, 2008
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Quarter-Flash

Someone who is always late for functions.
SO QUARTER-FLASH! She missed the whole movie!
by EmmGee September 19, 2008
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