Pre-Game Pump-Out

The act of masturbating before an intense moment.

Usually done as a ritual to pump up.

Yo dude, why are you late to the championship basketball game?! We start in five!

Dont worry man, i had my pre-game pump-out. im good to go!

by AKJOBE94 October 7, 2010

Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".

by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011

Facetime and Pump

Like Netflix and chill but over facetime

Hey girl listen here why dont you hop on facetime so we can facetime and Pump.

by Wrefferoni March 12, 2018

pumpkin spice latte

A shitty, overrated white girl drink that someone named Hannah would drink.

I might go get a pumpkin spice latte, coz I'm such a white girl.
ugh, only someone named Hannah would drink that.

by theboss00 October 21, 2014

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

fist pumping

A ridiculous,inane activity which only tools and people from the Jersey Shore find exciting.

Me: Dude, last night was awesome. I got gang raped by every Playmate of the year from the last decade.
Jesrsey Tool:That was nothing,I was at the club fist pumping 'til the sun came up!

by takeout boy May 25, 2010