Professional

Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.

"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".

by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010

Prof. Ogz And Stuff

Prof. Ogz And Stuff is Pimp and is one of the flyest guys out he is all about his brothers and has plenty of ho's! All in all The Proffesor is loved by everyone! He is also James' Lochie's pimp manager!

Lochie "Oh damn Prof. Ogz And Stuff just stepped in the room dawg"
James "Damn man i hate it when he takes all the ladies"
Lochie "Gotta love him though man"
James "Yeh he's mad"

by TheGuyWhoknowAll August 22, 2011

professional fan

a fan who knows a lot about a band or artist but is less creepy and cooler than a stalker/fan girl, but still not as cool as a groupie.

"That girl must be a professional fan. She doesn't know the band but she's way cooler than a fan girl."

by Stacy Lynn March 3, 2008

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).

Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010

Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.

Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.

by Evilbobman May 25, 2011

profesh refresh

Profesh refresh (n.) A reminder or series of reminders to an employee about appropriate dress, behavior, or activities for the workplace. Can also be used to describe reminders about expected quality of product, though this is a less common usage.

The woman down the hall wearing uggs and a blanket needs a profesh refresh.

by hmbatl November 28, 2015

'professional dancer'

A stripper who likes to make their occupation sound more genteel.

"What was your previous job?"
"Well I was a 'professional dancer'

by queenjasy_j March 26, 2017