optic gaming

They-hard MLG team that eats my cockdip

Hahhh gayyy optic peed in my mouth... I love optic scumper jumper and nade in optic gaming.

by Rub my nipps? September 28, 2013

OPtard

When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,

Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".

by bbksurfacing October 1, 2017

Optipessimist

Seeing the glass as half-full...of backwash.

Robin thinks President Obama's new Jobs Act will create millions of new jobs. Millions of unnecessary, temporary jobs that will cost the rest of us billions of dollars we don't have. She's a true optipessimist!

by TomSlick September 19, 2011

optisma

A prepubescent 8 yr old fag that also has a strong lust for Torbjorn.

See that torbjorn? Thats a optisma

by Simuelchan Piswong September 4, 2017

Opthead

Someone that’s addicted to looking at optical illusions. Similar to a crackhead, but with optical illusions

“Man, Steve’s been staring at his computer for ages looking at some optical illusions”

“I know. Such an opthead.”

by JammyJamFam November 12, 2018

pubic option

overgrown hair in the nether region.

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.

by bullet88 August 19, 2009

cautiously optimistic

A euphemistic (yet silly) way of saying "worried". Most often said by those on national news networks.

Joe Boorman was cautiously optimistic on whether his wallet would be found.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004