Optipessimist 

One whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.

Question: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.

The answer was given by an optipessimist.

Optipessimist by Chrisazy February 19, 2009

Optipessimist 

Seeing the glass as half-full...of backwash.

Robin thinks President Obama's new Jobs Act will create millions of new jobs. Millions of unnecessary, temporary jobs that will cost the rest of us billions of dollars we don't have. She's a true optipessimist!

Optipessimist by TomSlick September 19, 2011

Optessimist

1. Being in-between: not fully a pessimist, and not fully an optimist either; the sweet spot.

Davis: "I know, I'm such a pessimist."

Kat: "I'm an optessimist, so sometimes I'll think that everything I do is wrong, but other times I'll just be happy for the future and what comes next. Beat that."

Optessimist by nesbolin! April 18, 2011

Optessimistic 

It’s both optimistic and pessimistic

Optessimistic way

Optessimistic by NoneNickname January 9, 2018