piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014

no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015

Nose Offender

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain

That girl is such a nose offender.

by hkz2345 November 17, 2015

cutter offer

Where you back out of some internet websites and search another more innocent one.

I did a cutter offer from porn to stop my mum from finding out.

by Shietz July 1, 2016

Dick offender

A women who offends male genitals

She looks so ugly! What a dick offender.

by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 28, 2017