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Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group
Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever
by Y.P.24 May 12, 2008
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Half Marathon

A sexual position where a female clings upside down to a male's front and sucks his genitalia (or a blowjob ) whilst he runs on the spot. If said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a Paula Radcliffe.
Cat: want to try some sick new sex moves tonight?
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!
by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011
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Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.
I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.
by Glapogos October 18, 2008
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half a grand

Money lingo that means five hundred dollars.

If you've got $500 to spend, that's a half a grand.
It will cost a half a grand to get my vehicle repaired.
by KJ4evs June 24, 2016
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half-term

adj. Describes someone elected or promoted to a position s/he is not truly qualified to hold and who quits before the full extent of her incompetence can be clearly established. A "half-term" office holder may also resign before the law, countless controversies, ethics investigations, etc. can catch up with her.
Question: "Since when did a half-term governor with little political experience and even less knowledge become an expert on nuclear power and foreign relations?"

Answer: "Since Fox News and the teabaggers proclaimed her their messiah."
by ZikZak April 11, 2010
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half-edge

people who weren't able to commit to the entire lifestyle of straight edge. they allow themselves to either smoke OR drink OR have sex outside of committed relationships.
Person A: Why is Emily smoking? I thought she was straight edge!

Person B: dude, didn't you hear? she broke edge three months ago, and now she's just half-edge.
by JadeSkellington July 24, 2008
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half quid

Dave was disappointed to find how little he could buy with a half quid.
by D j C March 20, 2007
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