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Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.
I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.
by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022
mugGet the Muddy Bidetmug.

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024
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Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
by M-j-k May 28, 2019
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muddy snake

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.
Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.
by Famstrokern June 28, 2017
mugGet the muddy snakemug.

muddy swirl

When you get a high colonic with coffee and your partner drinks the filtered results out of a silly straw.
That nasty-ass coffee shop tastes like your mama's muddy swirl.
by jb1245 January 15, 2008
mugGet the muddy swirlmug.

Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.
Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.
by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016
mugGet the Muddy Soupmug.

Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle
Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle
by trippy dippy September 8, 2025
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