by ser_dro June 13, 2023
Get the mountnessingmug. schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
Get the Mount Olivemug. During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.
by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017
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by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
Get the Guard Mount Brokemug. Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
Get the The Mountsmug. me: alexa what mountain is big
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up
by weezerfan117 November 19, 2022
Get the mount everestmug. Girlfriend, I had a zit on my ass the other day that was like Mount Pussuvius. I popped that thing and it spewed all over my hand.
by rockstar1 October 2, 2011
Get the Mount Pussuviusmug.