Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't.
Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.
The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.
Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.
He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.
Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.
The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.
This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.
The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.
Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.
He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.
Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.
The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.
This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Girl 1: "OMG, I met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. I think I am in love. he said the nicest things to me. His name is maximilian."
Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."
Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.
Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."
Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.
Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
by TOPYFLOPY October 17, 2010
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but in secrecy hearts the men
or
a guy who woke up ripplingly buff randomly and was noted on by all who saw
but in secrecy hearts the men
or
a guy who woke up ripplingly buff randomly and was noted on by all who saw
random girl: oooooh he looks buff might try with him
leon and nick: no way girlfriend! his manly exterior may entice you, but he wants cock
maximo: you've got me there
leon and nick: no way girlfriend! his manly exterior may entice you, but he wants cock
maximo: you've got me there
by Big Buff n Max July 3, 2008
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by happyman1234 November 22, 2021
Get the Maxim mug.This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by mTracy July 24, 2007
Get the douchus maximus mug.1) A condition in which one who's gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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"Gunt Crew"
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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"Gunt Crew"
In a conversation between 2 people:
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
Get the Guntimus Maximus mug.How a person is addressed when they act in the extreme of being a chad. The epitome of thinking they are "all that".
one who always cockblocks and other asshole-ish things.
Also, this person can be a friend who is just acting slightly childish. The term can be used creatively
one who always cockblocks and other asshole-ish things.
Also, this person can be a friend who is just acting slightly childish. The term can be used creatively
John: Hey bro wanna go hang?
Alex: Nah man i just wanna hang and pick up the ladies....
John: from your room?
Alex: yeah
John: Okay Chadeus Maximus, gtfo
Alex: Nah man i just wanna hang and pick up the ladies....
John: from your room?
Alex: yeah
John: Okay Chadeus Maximus, gtfo
by juanathinperez June 18, 2010
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a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
by krissy September 29, 2003
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