maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"

Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016

Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.

What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.

by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007

math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.

Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.

by cookie November 22, 2004

math class

A retardedly fun class despite it being less useful than say, computer literacy, contrary to popular belief.

y = mx + b *shotforbeinganalgebra2nerd*

by dj gs68 October 16, 2003

MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.

Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.

by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009

Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.

by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020