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Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.
Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!
by Sarada November 22, 2011
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meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"
Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.
by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016
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Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.
What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.
by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007
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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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math class

A retardedly fun class despite it being less useful than say, computer literacy, contrary to popular belief.
y = mx + b *shotforbeinganalgebra2nerd*
by dj gs68 October 16, 2003
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MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.
Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.
by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009
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maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician
Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.
by TheMaskedOffender April 27, 2006
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